20-Somethings Still Scream: A Review of the Nick Jonas Concert
Just in case you’re not on the Radio Disney mailing list, or haven’t had the unfortunate fate of hearing me whimper in despair for the past year, I’ll catch you up: The Jonas Brothers are no more (we’re going to skip right over the discussion about me being way too… [Read More]
Taylor Swift’s New Music Video Could Use Less Taylor Swift
Typically when I launch into a diatribe against Taylor Swift, I lament her tired lyrics, and I write her off as a one trick pony, and I cringe at what I like to call “her stupid face.” Then I bop along to her music on repeat while I’m on the… [Read More]
Dear Robin: A Letter of Solidarity to Robin Thicke
Dear Robin, How are you? I’ve noticed you’ve been having a hard time lately, and I just wanted to reassure you that you’ve been doing a great job. Please ignore the fact that I’ve been calling you a cootie on my twitter feed for years now; I’ve only in recent… [Read More]
Notification is the Sincerest Form of Flattery
In a world where we’re growing increasingly afraid of real human interaction, that little colored box at the top of your feed means everything. While a genuinely paid compliment from a close friend is always welcomed, somehow, ten Twitter favorites from complete strangers that require the smallest possible amount of… [Read More]
Repunctuation: Because Emojis Aren’t the Answer¬
If you have ever texted a teenage girl, I can guarantee you, your lack of exclamation points has been misconstrued as disdain for everything she stands for. If you’ve ever replied to your mom’s email with biting sarcasm, I can guarantee you, she took you seriously and passed along to… [Read More]
Protected: Is Nothing Sacred, Oprah?
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Instagram’s Popular Page: Where the Cool Kids Hang Out
If Instagram was high school, the Explore tab would be the cool table. It would be like the Mean Girls of the Instagram high school. And I’d be sitting in the distance, far, so very far, from the Explore Tab Cool Table, eating candy bars, churning out equal parts envy… [Read More]
House of Cards Vs. Veep: What TV Has Taught Me About The Vice Presidency
Television viewers these days seem to have an affection for the second in charge, what with Veep winning two Emmys last season and everyone on earth losing their shit over the most recent season of House of Cards. One is a farcical 30 minute comedy, the other a dark and… [Read More]
How I [Should Have] Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother’s highly anticipated series finale aired last night, and fans took to social media with their utter dismay at the completely contrived ending, in which a series of improbable events occurred that completely negated several seasons of character development. Forget Barney’s love for Robin as a… [Read More]
Wait, I Think Instagram is Actually Empowering Me
The other day I was walking down the street, when I overheard two young girls who were walking in front of me, talking about boys. “So do you like Hudson, or Brannan more?” “Hudson, I think.” “Really?! I like Brannan so much more.” Their voices had the upturned lilt of… [Read More]
