Newsflash: Women Who Buy Thongs Actually Like Them!
My first thong was really ugly. It was army green and had a corresponding camouflage print to match . Clashing with the theme was an out-of-place lace trim and a little bow in the middle – both in a bright shade of lime green. There may have even been a… [Read More]
In the Eye of Kim and Kanye’s Baby Naming Brainstorm
There’s obviously been a lot of news coming out of the Kardashian-Jenner household lately. Two huge stories at least: The Porsche-led arrival of Caitlyn Jenner and Kim’s announcement that she and Kanye are expecting a new baby. Now, adding more to the family stew, news broke Tuesday that Kim might actually be carrying twins,… [Read More]
How to Cope When Your Celeb Crush Turns Problematic
If you know me, and you’re good at picking up on subtlety, you know that from time to time, I’ve expressed a totally casual, passing interest in Vince Vaughn. Are me and Vince Vaughn astrologically compatible I will literally change my birthday — Colleen Healy (@leenie11) April 15, 2015 And… [Read More]
What’s Your Perfect Bar?
This summer you may find yourself at an establishment that serves alcohol. There are hundreds of thousands of these places varying in nearly every aspect from music, to lighting, to price to patronage. Recently, you will find that most of them follow an ADJECTIVE + ANIMAL naming scheme such as Blind Tiger,… [Read More]
Why Its Important to Visit the Dentist
Regular dental check-ups are crucial for maintaining optimal oral health and overall well-being. While many may view dental visits as a chore or inconvenience, the benefits far outweigh any perceived drawbacks. Here are compelling reasons why everyone should prioritize regular visits to the dentist: Preventive Care: Routine dental check-ups allow… [Read More]
This Is What It Feels Like to Live in a Golden Age of Audio
Before Serial (B.S.), I listened to a couple of podcasts: Pop Culture Happy Hour and Hollywood Prospectus. Though I think they are both excellent and I continue to listen to them every Friday and Tuesday, respectively, they are easy to drop in and out of; they don’t ask much of… [Read More]
Summer 2015 Book Recommendations
It’s too hot to be outdoors, which is why I find summer to be one of the best times of the year to lay in bed with the air conditioning turned all the way up, reading a book that can make me forget where I am for a few hours…. [Read More]
Obama Tweets: Behind the Scenes of the POTUS Twitter Feed
This past Monday, President Obama bust through the doors with his own personal Twitter account, stating that “they” finally let him have one after six long years. There’s some speculation as to what has been holding the President back all this time, but here at Thelma, we’re well connected and… [Read More]
What We Talk About When We Talk About Meta
In between the soul-crushing self-esteem issues (thanks, puberty) and growing out my hair, then cutting it off, then growing it out again, my memories of middle school are very few and extremely far between. It was a time full of discomfort, exhilaration, and weird body odors that I have deliberately… [Read More]
Mens Fashion, Conformity, and the World Wide Web
Ever since my cousin, a stylist for The Gap, came to my house and threw out 85% of my wardrobe, I’ve considered myself a pretty fashionable dude. I own three different watches. I cuff the bottom of my jeans depending on context. I rep both sneakerhead type of fuccboi jackets… [Read More]
