Dates, Death, and Desire: The Bachelorette Breaks Through the Fantasy
When Andi Dorfman walked-out on the “Most Hated Bachelor Ever,” Juan Pablo (you can rest easy now, Pilot Jake), in March, her parting smackdown spoke volumes not only about the self-centered man of the hour, but the show itself. “Do you have any idea what religion I practice? What my… [Read More]
Who Are the Real Winners of the Lebron Signing?
While Lebron signing is great for the city of Cleveland and its fans, there are way more winners of “The Letter” than you might expect. Here are the real winners. Usher He owns a minority stake in the Cavs. More like U Got it GOOD, Ursher BB. Johnny Manziel Nike’s Ad… [Read More]
3 Things Lebron Will Do Upon His Return to Cleveland
1. Eat at his local McDonalds. McDonald’s is the second largest food franchise in the world and is known for their consistency. However, no other restaurant can get the special sauce on the Big Mac just right like the one Lebron frequents at home. 2. Start his Residency at Cleveland’s Anatomy… [Read More]
4 More Dumb Kickstarters That Might Be Worth Funding
We’ve all heard about “Potato Salad kid” – a project on kickstarter that got 465778% of its money raised for one man’s potato salad, and growing. Sure, Zachary Danger Brown (not a kid) made a really dumb Kickstarter. Since you seem to love throwing cash at any cause you find… [Read More]
The World’s Most Watched Public Shaming Ever
There is a German word for what Germany did to Brazil yesterday. Schadenfreude. It means to derive pleasure through the misfortunes of others. Sounds about right. Adding insult to industry, as if losing on their own home turf as favorites was bad enough, early TV estimates show that it was… [Read More]
The 5 Worst Kinds of Snapchats
Snapchat is great. It makes us feel like our friends care about us so much they want to share bits of their life with us. In reality most people are really only paying attention to one Snapchat story: their own. This doesn’t mean all snapchats are bad. A nice video… [Read More]
What I Learned about Kim Kardashian from Playing Her New iPhone Game
Have you always dreamed of riding silk chiffon (more likely wax leather) coattails down Rodeo Drive rubbing shoulders with the Kardashian Klan all aflutter over your Twitter follower count and the latest homewrecker bomb to be lobbed at you? Now you can continue not doing those things, but ease the… [Read More]
Turn Up For What: The Anti-Summer Jams
As we approach the 4th of July weekend, perhaps the most important question on everyone’s mind is not “where should I watch the fireworks,” but instead “what should be on my summer playlist?” The search for this year’s summer jam has been written about at great length. It would seem… [Read More]
Dear Robin: A Letter of Solidarity to Robin Thicke
Dear Robin, How are you? I’ve noticed you’ve been having a hard time lately, and I just wanted to reassure you that you’ve been doing a great job. Please ignore the fact that I’ve been calling you a cootie on my twitter feed for years now; I’ve only in recent… [Read More]
Normal Tweet Guy Is Way More Interesting Than You Think
@NormalTweetGuy is just that: tweets from a normal guy. The account is based on the idea that there are some people on social media who just aren’t at all interesting. Like your sort of friend from high school who is so ridiculously boring that it’s disgusting. Though simple, its a… [Read More]
