Learning to Appreciate Drake’s Houston Appreciation Weekend
This past weekend was Drake’s “Houston Appreciation Weekend,” or HAW. At this point, you are probably aware of just how often Drake seems to be a fan of a new team. Quite recently when Kentucky made the men’s NCAA basketball final, he was seen wearing a Kentucky jersey. This sort… [Read More]
USMNT Ranked by Coolness
Alas, dear reader, we are here talking about the World Cup. The US team, to be specific. Part of what makes USMNT Soccer so fun is the fact that we are underdogs. Being an underdog is so fun. It’s great not being the asshole expecting to win. America doesn’t get… [Read More]
Are We Really Going To Let Justin Bieber Get Away With This?
My jaw dropped when I watched the video. I mean, I was expecting the video to be bad, like any person would expect a video advertised to have racist slurs in it to be. In the video, though, Justin Bieber tells the joke with such repugnant arrogance; he stares directly into… [Read More]
Chatting with Summer Commune
 Josh Heller and Nicole Kelly want you to leave your high-priced apartment and spend the summer with them in Bloomington, Indiana. It’s all part of Summer Commune, a diverse and temporary intentional community AKA summer camp with more potlucks and no curfew. You can also navigate to this web-site… [Read More]
‘Game of Thrones:’ SCHOOL’S OUT!!!
IT’S SUMMER VACATION, GUYS!!! Now that Season 4 of Game of Thrones is over for the year, let’s take a look at what some of our favorite characters are up to this summer: Jon Snow Pierced by the biting final words of his ex-girlfriend (not pictured), Jon is taking summer… [Read More]
Notification is the Sincerest Form of Flattery
In a world where we’re growing increasingly afraid of real human interaction, that little colored box at the top of your feed means everything. While a genuinely paid compliment from a close friend is always welcomed, somehow, ten Twitter favorites from complete strangers that require the smallest possible amount of… [Read More]
Tim Duncan’s Resume: Preparing for the Next Step
As we all know, Tim Duncan is quite possibly the greatest basketball player of his generation (with apologies to Kobe Bean Bryant). Aside from the fact that he’s currently in his sixth Finals appearance, 15 years after his first one, he’s an all-around great guy with a higher voice than… [Read More]
A Film Which Will Live in Infamy
The calendar has flipped past Memorial Day and we find ourselves in the midst of Hollywood’s annual blockbuster season, a stretch of summer during which the regular world gets blurred with a CGI world and huge special effects rule the box office. Michael Bay, of course, has carved a lucrative… [Read More]
My Quarter Snap Crisis
Apple’s new iOS may have triggered a quarter life crisis for me. What the hell will I use for selfies now? I mean I was already distraught when Snapchat added chat, but now iOS 8 adding Snapchat abilities? I’m in a real tizzy. Back in the day, it was so… [Read More]
‘Veep’ is Both a Cartoon and a Documentary
SPOILERS “Someone has just flown two planes into my career.” This is the type of joke that’s pretty much taboo in today’s world, and there’s not much explanation needed for why. 9/11, regardless of how much time has passed, just isn’t funny. It never will be. So why is that… [Read More]
