Try Again, YouTube Music Awards
YouTube streamed its first ever awards show on Sunday afternoon and it received negative backlash from the 10 people who actually watched the whole thing — and for good reason. Hosted by Jason Schwartzman and Reggie Watts, the first ever YTMAs was advertised as “unscripted so anything can happen!” but… [Read More]
Ranking Bill and Jalen’s NBA Rankings
The highlight of this NBA preseason wasn’t an amazing dunk against a complacent starter too lazy to play defense when the game doesn’t even count. It wasn’t an incredible 4th quarter performance by the Cleveland Cavalier’s surprise #1 overall pick, Anthony Bennett. The best part of the preseason and entire… [Read More]
Top-7 NBA Knuckleheads (and Honorable Mentions)
The NBA season is finally upon us! This season promises to be one of the best we’ve had in years. All of our young stars have finally matured into the league’s pantheon of elite players, LeBron’s Decision is 3 NBA Finals appearances, 2 MVP’s and 2 rings deep, and Juwan… [Read More]
Weekend Box Office Round-Up, 10/28
Here’s the box office round-up for the weekend of 10/25-10/27. JACKASS PRESENTS: BAD GRANDPA opened to 32.1 million (avg. 9,537). It performed like Jackass Number Two which opened to 29.0 million in 2006. I’ve never been a major Johnny Knoxville fan but clearly there are tons of them out there…. [Read More]
A Confederation of Kanyes
There are countless ways to talk about Kanye West in 2013. There’s egoism, the bravado, the fashion. You can talk about the music, the “rants” or Kim Kardashian. Kanye isn’t a sentence, he’s a conversation. But no matter how the conversation starts, whether it be Kim, Taylor or Jimmy, it… [Read More]
Peyton Manning is My Father
Peyton Manning is my father. Now, I don’t mean like, my biological dad, or anything—I have one of those, and he’s a great man. I love him to death. My mother too, for that matter. Peyton and I have something different though. In some ways, it’s deeper than the strong… [Read More]
Weekend Box Office Round-Up, 10/21
*Budget dollars set in millions Here’s the Box Office Round-Up for the weekend of 10/18-10/20: GRAVITY was the #1 movie for the third weekend in a row, and it fell a small 31% to $30 million. This brings its seventeen day total to $169.5. Seemingly, this movie has broken into… [Read More]
Pondering the Trailer for Wes Anderson’s ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’
Today the first trailer for Wes Anderson’s new film, The Grand Budapest Hotel, was released. Based on its content, the three words best suited to describe what Anderson’s latest is likely to be are “playful,” “precise,” and “peculiar.” In what should come as no coincidence, these are also the best… [Read More]
“Literally”
If you didn’t know it was thing, well it certainly is. If you thought you were the only person who noticed it, here’s both National Geographic and the Huffington Post proving an already existing conversation. People use the word “literally” a lot. From the sorority girl, to the dude who hates… [Read More]
An Open Letter to Scrundle, My Wi-Fi Network
Dear Scrundle, You’re a snively, sadistic little prick, aren’t you? Urban Dictionary aside, you truly are everything “Scrundle” sounds like: a whimper, a groan, an unreliable creature that disappears when it’s needed most. I can’t imagine another feeble Internet connection that better embodies its name. We really thought it was… [Read More]
